This is radio one's parent guide to what a clubber is:

 

Tell - tale signs:

 

1. Girls: turquoise and white clothing

 

2. Boys: Ben Sherman shirt, black shoes, and hair gel a go-go

 

3. You find brochures for clubbers' 'paradise island' Ibiza in their bedroom

 

4. 18 can't come fast enough - so they can dance the night away in 'super clubs' like Gatecrasher and Renaissance

 

5. All sentences preceded by 'wicked'

 

What I want to know is when Ben Sherman shirt'ed blokes wanted to go to Gatecrasher rather than down the local club on the pull

 

 

And why do girls have to wear turquoise and white? I own no clubbing clothes in either of these colours....

yeah, good point peps ! Not exactly pulling joints or 'meat markets' are they !

 

unless i'm just plain ugly ?!

I know , I think that most of it is a definition for larger lads and ladettes's

Ha ha, shows how much they know.

Saying that, this is the radio station that Dave Pearce calls home !

urgh @ dudes in ben sherman shirts

Saying that, this is the radio station that Dave Pearce calls home !

 

lol

 

It was in this section on the website that gives definitions to clueless parents what type of music their kids are into.

 

teenage tribes

 

I think they should of included cyberkids;

 

1. Girls: wear UV and flouresent clothing and fluffy boots.

2. Boys: wear UV and flouresent clothing and fluffy boots.

3. Are likely to own a number of kids toys and accessary's including bubbleguns, dummy's and teddybear bags.

4. Love going to gatecrasher, SunnyD, Slinky e.c.t but probably don't w8 till there are 18 to do so

5. Say 'I'm really messy' a lot

 

 

Ben Sherman shirt

 

'crasher say they won't let anyone in wearing such an item, rockports ect, nor various other club.

 

This is def beer boy clothing, not clubwear..radio one have lost the plot i think. Must be all that garage shite they keep having to play!!

Ben Sherman Vs Dummy Sucking Cyber Freaks

 

TOUGH CALL !

 

Very tough call!

just quit your whinning and put ya dummy back in ya mouth

You sucking tosser!

and your point was?

Haven't a clue!

fuckin ell kev, yet ANOTHER smilie

i knew it kev!!