What they get away with!

Hehe .. Just came in and Michael says ... "God, your shoulders are big aren't they?"

"WHat do ya mean?" I asked suspiciously ( actually, thinking: He thinks I'm bloody fat!)

Michael .. knowing what I am like .. though I am suspicious now and think he has an ability to read minds, said:

"NO NOOOOO ... I dont mean you're putting on weight

Ok .. tell me what he meant, as I for one, am ... well, tis the flap jack!