No, not my nads....I mean the south coast resort of Bournemouth.

 

It is indeed cooler than a snowmans cold bits down here, but I have a nice warm selection of festive hard trance to warm me cockles....but not in the 'melting-hot-plastic-onto-my-cock' way that you're thinking of.

 

hope everyone had a quality w/e after NEC, sorry for any secruity jacket related mishaps (or spelling mistakes, reading back over that last sentence)

 

Was quality to meet everyone who I haven't met before. Pepsi, I was later told that I'd already met you at Peach Vs. Slinky, so apologies for not remembering.

 

Also, James, doesn't wearing a cyber t-shirt feel better than a ropey old M&S top?

 

 

 

WUB WHERE's MY PORN?

 

Am I going to have to come down there and spank your arse

erm.......um........oh........bugger.

 

 

Oh well, a spanking for me it is

According to my computer it's only 6 degrees up here.

 

I can't feel my toes....

I can't feel my fingers here up north either....

 

 

bloody weather!