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Men are like . Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

 

Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm

they are.

Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.

 

Men are like . Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.

 

Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite

sure why.

 

Men are like ... Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually

head right for your hips.

 

Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can

keep you up all night long.

 

Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they

say.

 

Men are like ... Department Stores . Their clothes are always ½

off.

 

Men are like ... Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to

mature.

 

Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

 

Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a

little while.

 

Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're

coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

 

Men are like . Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

 

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

 

 

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ohhh wow there great

 

pure genious my friend sam says lol.gif

Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And
Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum :wink:

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Sexist pig!

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QUOTE (Alex @ May 13 2004, 10:07)
Sexist pig!

oink oink!! tongue.gifw00t.gif

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squeel piggy

Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And
Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum :wink:

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QUOTE (Lisa @ May 13 2004, 10:03)


Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're
coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

 

lol.gifthumbsup.giflol.gif

 

 

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 13 2004, 10:03)

Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. 

 

Ohh dear w00t.gif

 

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Stop degrading men, you bunch of hussies.

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QUOTE (Alex @ May 13 2004, 10:20)
Stop degrading men, you bunch of hussies.

what one are you Alex?? tongue.gif

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Probably... Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

 

Forever being told I'm an emotional cripple.

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therapy for you then lad!! wink.gif

 

why do you feel the need to run?? uhm.gif

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QUOTE (Lisa @ May 13 2004, 10:28)
therapy for you then lad!! wink.gif

why do you feel the need to run?? uhm.gif

I don't run away, it's the only one that came close, but not quite.

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please, open up, tell me more!! tongue.gif

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I don't find sad films sad, just funny.

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QUOTE (Alex @ May 13 2004, 10:45)
I don't find sad films sad, just funny.

I feel you are harbouring deep anxieties & they need to be released!! w00t.gif

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I can't keep this going, I really wish I'd thought of witty come back now, instead of that one. baz.gif

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