A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be

confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

 

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes

of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered

vacuum cleaners."

 

"Fu*k off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she

proceeded to close the door.

 

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed

it wide open.

 

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my

demonstration." and with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over

her hallway

carpet.

 

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t

from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

 

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a fu*king good appetite, because

the electricity was cut off this morning."

 

What a rude old lady, was it you by any chance??

No claire!!

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 13 2004, 21:46)

No claire!!

Figures by the way she try's to shove past on the dancefloor...