one of mine is....

 

There was an earwig, who was called 'O'.

 

He was with some mates one day at a football match, but got seperated from them. his mates couldn't find him anywhere in the crowd, so they put a call out for him on the loudspeaker -

 

"where are you, earwig O, earwig O, earwig O" ?

 

 

whats green and turns red at the flick of a switch..........

 

 

 

 

 

a frog in a blender

My Dad used to pretend to swallow an oven glove and hide it in his hand then cough really loudly and show it to us

 

i was so gullible i thought he had actually swallowed it and hacked it back up again

 

JOKES

Me.

Q: "What's brown and sticky?"

 

A: "Shit! Now stop playing with it!"

 

 

Whats blue and doesn't fit

 

a dead epeleptic

 

did you hear about the dyslexic pimp

 

bought a warehouse

QUOTE (Jay @ May 14 2004, 10:16)

Whats blue and doesn't fit a dead epeleptic

My dad used to tell me to pull his finger and when i did he would let off a massive fart. Like the karate bloke on the WKD add.

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 14 2004, 10:18)

QUOTE (Jay @ May 14 2004, 10:16) Whats blue and doesn't fit a dead epeleptic   :/

QUOTE (Jay @ May 14 2004, 10:21)

QUOTE (Lisa @ May 14 2004, 10:18) QUOTE (Jay @ May 14 2004, 10:16) Whats blue and doesn't fit a dead epeleptic   :/ hahaahaha, I ak epileptic, but I have great fun, winding peeps up when out!!

QUOTE (Jay @ May 14 2004, 10:16)

Whats blue and doesn't fit a dead epeleptic

your dad told u that when you were a nipper? is that how you learnt long words?

QUOTE (Jason B @ May 14 2004, 10:18)

My dad used to tell me to pull his finger and when i did he would let off a massive fart. Like the karate bloke on the WKD add.

haha my dad used to to get me to do that one

 

i fell for it everytime such a fool but i found it amusing everytime

My dad always used to tell us this limerick:

 

There was a man on the burning deck,

Picking at his blisters.

One finger up his nose,

The other up his sisters.

 

And the woman who gave birth to me always told me this gay-ass joke:

 

How do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?

 

Look for the foot-prints in the butter.

 

My family rock.

The boy stood on the burning deck

picking his nose like mad

roling them into cannon balls

and flicking them at his dad

 

She stood upon the bridge at midnight

her lips were all a quiver

she gave a caugh here leg fell off

and went floating down the river

 

i love my daddy