This has always been a funny thing for me anyways.. the ways ppl can get picked up on the lines used so many times...lol.. whats ur best??

 

"youll do"

"youll do"

 

QUAILITY!!

 

But does it [censored]??

my kitchen's dirty

Willy needs warming!

i just love what youre wearing where did you get that

I have used, "[censored] hell, has anyone ever told you that you have massive tits?" and it worked

i am a camel, i love humping and really need a good hoofing.

come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the next thing that pops up!

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

 

love every bone in your body - especially mine.

 

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

 

 

 

 

Me - what high school did u go to?

him - joseph easthams

me - ahh right, sorry i thought u were someone who went to my school, i think iv drank too much

him - whats the name of the person u thought i was?

me - errrm i dont know their name, i just know they went to my school!!

 

 

As used last Sunday night - It Worked

Jay - can see why you get all the girls!! lol

 

*makes a note of the chat up lines provided so that they can be used at some point over the weekend*

i dont have chat up lines - i usually just go up 2 ppl and start drivaling [censored] and scare ppl

-Excuse me, i was just wondering if you need your flap's cleaned-

-why yes, i am licensed-

 

One got used on me was this... (thought I might should post at least one..lol)

him- didn't it hurt?

me-what?

him-when you fell from heaven?

 

cheesy but cute I guess..lol.. even had those brown puppy dog eyes..lol