English test.

Posted May 14, 200420 yr

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The college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as

possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to

include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

She was the only one who received an A+ and this is what she wrote:

Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it.

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