December 10, 200222 yr CTW Members My magic watch tells me you've got no underwear on... You have?. It must be running a little fast then! Apologies if it's an old one but it appeals to my infantile sense of humour ___________________________ Stick it in your #| and smoke it!
December 10, 200222 yr Author CTW Members oops - appeals to mine as well... MSM - MissyZ_UK@hotmail.com
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Members I'm waiting for an opportunity to try out my new one; "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" Might try it on Friday so watch out laydees!
December 10, 200222 yr Author CTW Members PMSL - yeah, that one's funny too... MSM - MissyZ_UK@hotmail.com
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Moderators Do u [censored] 4 parcel force cos im sure i saw u checking out my package! Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Moderators the word of the day is LEGS, lets go back to mine and spread the word Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Admin Not sure what chat up lines are as I assume they are unique per invididual ?! Will have a go though ... "Have you seen the state of my ear wax ???" James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Founder | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world together ...
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Moderators nice james, nice lol Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
December 10, 200222 yr Author CTW Members lol @ James - Get your coat. You've pulled hun! MSM - MissyZ_UK@hotmail.com
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Moderators Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Si@ClubTheWorld.ukCTW Moderator | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Members now that is funny!!! and creepy!! but more funny! how about..... 'do you sleep on your stomach? can I?' I am NOT a dj
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Members Do you want to see the the soles of your shoes in my wingmirrors!! or go up to said female and say "i'm hung like a donkey, think about it" Never tried it myself but my mate recons it gets the ladies thinking in the over 50's bar
December 10, 200222 yr CTW Admin That dress would look lovely on my bedroom floor ... James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Founder | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world together ...
December 11, 200222 yr CTW Members Want to dance? Go on then, I want to chat to your mate. ___________________________ Stick it in your #| and smoke it!
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