i take it you not a fan of senor izzard then? and it's have to be a long sppoon as badgers are vicious bastards!

 

and no whacking of badgers on head wiht a spade! bad scream!

but then we would create a new bread of badger, it would be called the

 

"short nose badger"

 

this is a badger with it's nose shrunk!!

Look over there, it's a badger with a gun, can you see him?

I wish I had a Rabbit in a hat with a bat!

and i wish i was 6ft taller

or twat ?

 

not normally.....

 

Cunt,

 

Fucker,

 

Tit,

 

Wanker,

 

and variations on those themes, with the word's stupid, and idiot throwen in... But rarely twat!!

 

 

Deck Chair!!

 

Claire!!

 

 

 

 

 

ANDY.

But people still insist on calling me flakey dove,even in front of other people.

It makes me feel like a right tool.

rebecca amelia jones.

 

ewww!

Surprisingly I'm really called Eleanor, Elly to my mates and Els to my lazy mates!!!

Errrrm .... Nick, perhaps?

I apologise in advance for calling ne1 there board nickname whilst out on Friday but its hard enough remembering peoples nicknames let alone their real names so I'll probably just end up calling every1 matey or sweety.

 

To solve this problem for everyone else I'm making a top with Pepsi on the back and I don't mind every1 calling me that

Matt.

 

 

 

Never Matthew, unless I've been naughty......

My names Jonathan.

Melissa.... but most ppl call me sweet..sweets..sweetness or something like that... but lately been called b*tch....oh well add it too i guess...