Woodchucks. Explain.

if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Assuming the wood chuck can't chuck and won't chuck.

I always thought the Pheasant plucker was a good one...

yes but do you think that a wood chuck could chuck wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Sod the fact that if he could chuck wood, would a wood chuck chuck wood?

 

 

Or would he go on stike and demand 40% extra?

only to be turned down for the 40% increase for the wood chuck that could chuck wood.

And to get repeatedly heckled with cries of 'You lazy body building woodchuck cunt!" every time I drive past their wood chuck station.