1. Ninjas are mammals.

 

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

 

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

 

Those dudes totally flip out all the time and kill a bunch of people.

I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

i bet they thought they were radically cool when that photo was taken!

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Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start yoga next year.  I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

 

Word.

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice ...

Innit.

 

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This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off. He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.

Arrrr that website is fucking jokes.

I'm so pumped I could flip out & kill the whole town.

 

If you don't believe me, ask my friend Mark.

 

This post has been edited because i'm a stupid c*nt.

Edited May 16, 200420 yr by Superst*r

bah - ninjas aint cool unless they are teenage and mutant turtles

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