Dont supersticions just wind you up ?! I mean just what the [censored] do these mean ... I used to swear by some of them (literally swear at em) but now I just fink they are pointless garbage malarky (my faiv word! lol) ...

 

Dont walk under a ladder ?!

 

Dont skin a cat more than once ?!

 

Dont ask your gran if you can eat the chocolates off the tree ?!

 

Dont open a window on an advent calendar early ?!

 

Always greet a newbie ?!

 

Never wear red underwear ?!

 

Always close the lid on a bottle of Tipex ?!

 

Never hire a sniffer dog to be your best man ?!

 

Never promise Wub a Tidy video ?!

 

Never drink hot chocolate before bed ?!

 

Always book your summer holiday at xmas ?!

 

I mean, just what the FOOK am I on about ?!

 

If you have any more stupid new years resolutions, I mean supersticions then send PM them to me or reply to this yorkshire terrier / english bulldog.

 

FILLET-O-CRAP ....

 

I bought 2 fillet-o-fishes last night on the way home from [censored] as they were on special offer for £1 each - NO FOOKING WONDER - I feel like DOG SHITE today all thanks to them - come to think of it the special offer signs were like HAND WRITTEN and didnt have the official Maccy D's logo on etc.... This was in a very dodgy party of London and I reckon it was someone trying to flog 'em.

 

JUST DONT DO IT - I DID AND LOOK AT THE STATE OF ME

 

Cant believe I'm feeling like this on the CTW night - someone help me!!!!!!!!!

U ok hun??

 

U r spouting crap again!!

all i can say is serves your right! if you eat filit o fish meals your bound to feel [censored] rough! regardless of whther there on special offer or not!!!!!

 

 

Dont ask your gran if you can eat the chocolates off the tree ?!

 

 

So that's where my seven years bad luck came from

i've been warped back to last sun hun - my head is pretty fooked - hope it clears for tonight

Oh dear.... u in [censored]??

 

If u wana chat u know where i am, ok?!?!?!

im worried about u

I've just realised that I ONLY have Random thoughts - none of them are constructed from previous thought processes....

 

WIERED

 

Why have vinnerred when you can have the REAL stuff ?

lol well its nice to find someone almost as mad as me lol

 

hows lame buzzard these days?

*ahem* lame bastard ac-tu-ally

its relatively cosey when compared to certain regions of the 3rd world (not earth) Si

*ahem - the original in Rehab has Lame Buzzard actually claire

*ahem* but lame bastard is just sooo much more effective

AGREED but *ahem I have nothing more to say on the matter !

sorry claire u lost that un lol - as funny as lame bastard is originality is top notch