"Gardening Blind"

 

Has anyone ever heard of this term ? I would probably think not cos I just made it up, however has anyone else here ever suffered from going partially blind after 2 hours gardening ?

 

I'm not sure if its just the bright sunlight I'm not used to (curtains always closed indoors and at work cos of PCs lol), or if its down to the type of excerise (I was cutting the grass vigorously)

 

All those who sufer from this effect which so far is lasting about 3 hours please reply to this post !

 

ps. HELP !

ok, not quite 'blind' but very VERY blurred vision !

Wanking is supposed to make you go blind. Sure you weren't wanking ?

 

"pretty" sure

i think it's when the lawnmower ur using is so powerful it needs a radar. if the radar breaks down, ur gardening blind. tommy will back me up on this.

hmn... makes sense

I'm not gonna argue with Phil. What he doesn't know about lawnmowers ain't worth knowin.

speaking of which how did your man get on at Crufts this year Tommy ?

Not so well. Took a piss on the judges leg. Funny tho.

yeah, and look who has to re-varnish it !

that will teach you for going outside

 

 

much better to be a hermit during the day, where possible