I've just got back from the dentist, i had to have a filling. One side of my mouth is completely numb.

I've got a bar of chocolate to eat but can't manage it yet as my mouth feels all funny. It feels like i'm dribbling!! Very attractive.

Poor you.........

Dentists are bad people, trust me i'm speaking from experience.

yes, dont trust anyone who works with teeth

Awwwww poor thing, sounds horrible! I've been lucky enough never to have a filling coz the dentist says my teeth are perfect! Yippeeeeeee!

Don't believe them Tara, they are all SCUM!!!

I haven't been for 2 years, its not that i don't like it i just have better things to do with my time than have some old man feeling around in my mouth. And it cost loads a money!!

They are all perverts too

My dentist isn't. He comes across as being a family man with pictures of his family every where. But maybe this is to make you think he isn't a pervert!

the family thing might be his cover hey, but really deep down he's an old fashioned perv

Hmm, consider these two statements:

 

1. All Dentists are perverts.

2. My mouth is all numb.

 

You do the math ....

And to make things worse i can't swallow either!

You do the math ....

 

Are u American Ray??