georgeous

 

but mind blowing

 

and ur best mate on a boring sat night

haha its my best friend

 

bollocks to it, red or white?

Edited May 15, 200420 yr by teabag

white, but i dont mind a bit of red neither....

 

 

its mad as fuck though

 

u can consume 7,8,9 barcardi breezers or shit like that and feel ok, but 2 bottles of this and im wankered.

 

 

r u partial to a bit of my blossom?

I drink only the finest wine and eat only twiglets

Gah I've been up for 38 hours and desperately glugging any foul alcohol I can find about the place to knock myself out

 

 

Why dont u just use a baseball bat?

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ May 15 2004, 23:18)

Why dont u just use a baseball bat?

Are you offering to lend me one, big boy?

do you want some of my elm tea with extra bark?

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 15 2004, 23:20)

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ May 15 2004, 23:18) Why dont u just use a baseball bat? Are you offering to lend me one, big boy? he aint a big boy!!       hes massive.........     where r u.ive got half a bottle left ill email u it.............     why u been up for 36 hours?   or shouldnt i as

Did u want me dissolved?

Bah got fooked last night at God's Kitchen blah blah, had to face my mother this afternoon too. My braincells feel raped.

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 15 2004, 23:26)

Bah got fooked last night at God's Kitchen blah blah, had to face my mother this afternoon too. My braincells feel raped.

nothing worse than facing ur family feeling wankered......

 

 

ive told my kids dont fuckin ever cum in this house looking like that unless theyav sum for me

U sure its ya head?

 

haha good call, could you imagine your kids getting fooked though, you would know exactly what they had been up to, unlike my parents who dont have the first idea

they have a few yrs to go for that yet..........

 

 

but jokes aside

 

 

ill kill them