QUOTE (Kether @ May 17 2004, 14:26)

QUOTE (LTM @ May 17 2004, 14:22) What the fuck has happened in this thread? I'll give you a camel for your cousin. You fancy my cousin. Camels won't do, put you hand in your pocket you tight wanker.

Your cousin is selecta!

 

Give me her phone number.

Yeah alright mate, sure!

QUOTE (Alex @ May 17 2004, 14:10)

It also takes a well trained intellect to spot sarcasm in use.

That is true. I am very sarcastic a lot of the time and nobody realises it, gets me in trouble

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 17 2004, 14:43)

QUOTE (Alex @ May 17 2004, 14:10) It also takes a well trained intellect to spot sarcasm in use. That is true. I am very sarcastic a lot of the time and nobody realises it, gets me in trouble Maybe you're not being sarcastic with the right tone. Sarcasm is harder to convey in text than speaking also.

QUOTE (LTM @ May 17 2004, 14:39)

Yeah alright mate, sure!

Bring her to the gurn.net all day drinks.

I may do.

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 17 2004, 14:43)

QUOTE (Alex @ May 17 2004, 14:10) It also takes a well trained intellect to spot sarcasm in use. That is true. I am very sarcastic a lot of the time and nobody realises it, gets me in trouble I'm sarcastic most of the time and it's usually fun, except for those times when the person on the receiving end has an IQ of 10 and a fast temper.

QUOTE (Alex @ May 17 2004, 14:50)

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 17 2004, 14:43) QUOTE (Alex @ May 17 2004, 14:10) It also takes a well trained intellect to spot sarcasm in use. That is true. I am very sarcastic a lot of the time and nobody realises it, gets me in trouble I'm sarcastic most of the time and it's usually fun, except for those times when the person on the receiving end has an IQ of 10 and a fast temper. And I right hook like Lennox Lewis.

always put the word (sarcasm) in brackets to avoid any confusion...

 

i.e. The Hippodrome is the best club in London (sarcasm)...

 

it also means you can actually insult people and pretend you are being sarcastic (and they wont even be able to tell!)

 

result.

 

Jay- drugs are good

(this is not glorification but a scientific FACT)

 

 

i.e. aspirin, nurofen, ketamine (great for amputations), morphine (pain relief), cocaine (anaethetising gums), ecstasy (mental health problems and traumatic stress disorder), cannabis (multiple sclerosis)

 

surely ketamine is no good for amputations.

i may be wrong, but i thought it sedated your body, but kept your heart rate as normal.

 

it would be best to slow the heart rate for operations to stem blood flow.

 

 

It's used a lot when operating on children.

QUOTE (russelldust @ May 17 2004, 14:59)

i.e. aspirin, nurofen, ketamine (great for amputations), morphine (pain relief), cocaine (anaethetising gums), ecstasy (mental health problems and traumatic stress disorder), cannabis (multiple sclerosis)

The brackets on these have confused me ( )

This threads about me. *stomps on the floor*

 

No joke, carry on. Sarcasm is crap no one should use it.

QUOTE (Tony.P @ May 17 2004, 13:56)

QUOTE (rachel @ May 17 2004, 12:32) QUOTE (Maria @ May 17 2004, 12:05) QUOTE (rachel @ May 17 2004, 11:38) Jay where have you been the last couple of months? Don't you know that everybody has to be really "nice" to each other now. If i remember correctly, it was you who didn't really 'take' to people calling eachother c*nts on here.   This isn't about using the word c*nt. That is the easy and not really very effective way of trying to insult somebody. As the word has been used so many times by people like yourself. There are so many more ways of doing it.   This is about being "nice" to each other. just wanted to point some thing out rachel...i don't think i've read a post from you in months that hasn't been some sort of dig or has been sarcastic in some way. Or atleast not one post i can remember.   Just wanted to point that out for you mate incase you hadn't realised So what's your point exactly?   I can be nice....if i want to be.