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i got a phone call the other night from a mate i havent spoken to in a few months.

Neway he told me that he is startin a porn website, which is going to be based on university students blink.gif neway i think its spot on that im gonna have a pimped porn star friend smile.gif he said i could go be featured on the site if i wanted to lol.gifthumbsup.gif

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If he ever gets this off the ground he'd better not proposition my sister, or I'll cut his nuts off and shove them up his nose.

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QUOTE (Alex @ May 16 2004, 12:58)
If he ever gets this off the ground he'd better not proposition my sister, or I'll cut his nuts off and shove them up his nose.

isnt your sister like 13? because that certainly would be wrong. But no worries since my mate doesent know any of my family bigwink.gif

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QUOTE (nuthead53 @ May 16 2004, 13:01)
QUOTE (Alex @ May 16 2004, 12:58)
If he ever gets this off the ground he'd better not proposition my sister, or I'll cut his nuts off and shove them up his nose.

isnt your sister like 13? because that certainly would be wrong. But no worries since my mate doesent know any of my family bigwink.gif

She'll be in Uni in three years dude.

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QUOTE (Alex @ May 16 2004, 13:01)
QUOTE (nuthead53 @ May 16 2004, 13:01)
QUOTE (Alex @ May 16 2004, 12:58)
If he ever gets this off the ground he'd better not proposition my sister, or I'll cut his nuts off and shove them up his nose.

isnt your sister like 13? because that certainly would be wrong. But no worries since my mate doesent know any of my family bigwink.gif

She'll be in Uni in three years dude.

oh, i always thought she was alot younger then me. hmm odd, i dont remember her being very big either, so i just assumed wrong. So that makes her bout 15.

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QUOTE (nuthead53 @ May 16 2004, 13:03)
oh, i always thought she was alot younger then me. hmm odd, i dont remember her being very big either, so i just assumed wrong. So that makes her bout 15.

Hehe, yeah 15, she's just under eleven years younger than me. You probably saw her last, years and years ago. She's not much shorter than me now.

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QUOTE (nuthead53 @ May 16 2004, 12:53)
i got a phone call the other night from a mate i havent spoken to in a few months.
Neway he told me that he is startin a porn website, which is going to be based on university students blink.gif neway i think its spot on that im gonna have a pimped porn star friend smile.gif he said i could go be featured on the site if i wanted to lol.gifthumbsup.gif

just an excuse to naked birds (or men) for free rolleyes.gif

 

cant he get laid or enjoyment any other way, is he really that much of munter? lol.gif

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QUOTE (nuthead53 @ May 16 2004, 12:53)
he said i could go be featured on the site if i wanted to lol.gifthumbsup.gif

What as a fluffer????

 

 

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does he pay well?

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My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

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QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie.

Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

bringing up kids well probably qualifies too.

 

what is a "saving granny" and y would u fuck it

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QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 16 2004, 16:32)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie.

Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

bringing up kids well probably qualifies too.

 

what is a "saving granny" and y would u fuck it

Bringing up children has nought to do with it. In this modern day it is morally right for fathers to star in porn movies, thats what the Labour Party say.

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QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 16:42)
QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 16 2004, 16:32)
QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie.

Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

bringing up kids well probably qualifies too.

 

what is a "saving granny" and y would u fuck it

Bringing up children has nought to do with it. In this modern day it is morally right for fathers to star in porn movies, thats what the Labour Party say.

the labour says a lot of things......doesnt make them right tongue.gif

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QUOTE (LTM @ May 16 2004, 15:45)
My dad did a porn movie in the 1970s. He only did the one but I'm well chuffed with him. Good lad. For a Dad to truly be a legend he needs to have done a porn movie. Fuck saving grannies from burning buildings.

If only my dad was more like that! rolleyes.gif

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