Yeah try sticking one of those fountain style fireworks in your arse crack, make sure the firework does not explode (naturally). It's like having a rainbow coming out of your shitter. A great party trick and your parents will be proud.

i've got an idea, why dont you do us all a favour and put it up your arse the other way!!

QUOTE (richyh @ May 17 2004, 17:33)

i've got an idea, why dont you do us all a favour and put it up your arse the other way!!

*reported*

 

That's it sunshine I have only recieved negativity from you. YOU DAYS ARE NUMBERED. I have real ultimate power.

i have 3 small camera-phone video clips of a friend of mine doing this.

 

i believe as many as 5 projectiles were launched from his behind, heading skywards at approximately 80 degrees to the horizontal.

QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 17 2004, 18:58)

i have 3 small camera-phone video clips of a friend of mine doing this. i believe as many as 5 projectiles were launched from his behind, heading skywards at approximately 80 degrees to the horizontal.

Ha Ha Ha it's hilarious. It's pikey as fuck and we all might as well wear a Burburry cap whilst we do it tho.

It's better if you put a toothbrush and a kebab up there.

they put the brush in the wrong way.

How would you know?