i got this random text message, and boy is it random. And if i find out it was one of you lot, i'm gonna, well you don't want to know what i'll do, lol.

 

Here's the text:

 

friend of urs gave me ur number and i wondered if u fancy a little blind date mon or tue. if ur lucky u might get some n a bit more

 

 

WTF!! I'm gonna text back and say i can't as on mon i'm travelling and well tuesday heat is gettin ready for me!!

 

anyone had a random like this?

Yeah man, shes well FIT!

well that suggests that the text message was your doing you [censored]!!

What was the number?

0898 111 555 you get through to Dirty Debs and shes gagging!

 

Scream is a dirty bloke!

kev stop giving ya number out!!! Your dirty bugger!!

i think its Kev cos he just rang me and wanted to order pizza!!

aye and i know he wants to shag me too!

he only wanted pizza off me

LOL!

claire but who does want you? I mean who can keep up with your jackhammer?

no1 wants me

hey that's life

tis the story of mine

lucky i took my number off my sig.