Advice for women

 

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

 

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

 

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

 

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

 

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

 

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

 

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

 

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

 

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

 

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

 

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

 

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

 

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

 

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

nice 1

whats with the face being so unsure? lol

you know why woman!

women? please.. you know you want them...hehe.. just wonder how many..lol..

women are always good! but am a one woman guy i am...hehe

Oh really??? humm will hafta check into this..lol

feel free to hun..hehe

lol.. got any clues ya can give me? lol

I'm sure you'll figure something out..

i asked for a clue..lol..so u gunna give me one?

what's that you say? you want me to give you one? hehehe

Well i wouldn't turn that offer down if i were you

hmmm naughty..i like it... lets see if ya got what it takes.. hehe.. give me one then.... *muah*