QUOTE (LTM @ May 18 2004, 12:05)

QUOTE (teabag @ May 18 2004, 12:01) QUOTE (Ian Cashman @ May 17 2004, 23:28) stoopid fucking cat!! what did it do?   one way of torturing cats is by putting lots of clothes pegs on their fur (not skin!) then you can watch them trying to shake them off A good way to annoy a cat is to grab it's tale, get a sturdy footing and swing, swing, swing like a Olympic Hammer Thrower and let the cat fly a distance of around 50 meters. That cat will be proper peed off. thats shit, its tail would just come off

QUOTE (teabag @ May 18 2004, 12:16)

QUOTE (LTM @ May 18 2004, 12:05) QUOTE (teabag @ May 18 2004, 12:01) QUOTE (Ian Cashman @ May 17 2004, 23:28) stoopid fucking cat!! what did it do?   one way of torturing cats is by putting lots of clothes pegs on their fur (not skin!) then you can watch them trying to shake them off A good way to annoy a cat is to grab it's tale, get a sturdy footing and swing, swing, swing like a Olympic Hammer Thrower and let the cat fly a distance of around 50 meters. That cat will be proper peed off. thats shit, its tail would just come off It wouldn't. I do it all the time to my cat. Then my cat tells me "James, next time you do that I'll get the RSPCA on your arse. Yeah it was funny the first time but now I'm proper pee'd off. Sort it rudebwoy."

Edited May 18, 200420 yr by LTM

to recap.. (and add, more which i didnt realise at the time)

 

unknown to me, the cat has decided to use the sofa as a litter tray all weekend.

i dint actually enter the living room til this morning.

 

and last night i heard a crash in the downstairs toilet. the stupid animal had knocked a pot off the windowsill. this in turn has smashed a hole in the toilet as big as a tennis ball.

 

so now i am minus a sofa. its ruined.

and a downstairs toilet...

 

Pets are overated.

QUOTE (Ian Cashman @ May 18 2004, 20:50)

to recap.. (and add, more which i didnt realise at the time) unknown to me, the cat has decided to use the sofa as a litter tray all weekend. i dint actually enter the living room til this morning. and last night i heard a crash in the downstairs toilet. the stupid animal had knocked a pot off the windowsill. this in turn has smashed a hole in the toilet as big as a tennis ball. so now i am minus a sofa. its ruined. and a downstairs toilet...

oh dear.

claims direct

shitter

 

(no pun intended)

dont fucking talk to me about cats

 

iv had to call out the RSPCA because the cat bought me a pressie which is still alive (wont be by the time the RSPCA respond though, iv been on hold for over 20 minuits now )

 

i just want to go bed

QUOTE (Louise @ May 18 2004, 20:59)

dont fucking talk to me about cats iv had to call out the RSPCA because the cat bought me a pressie which is still alive (wont be by the time the RSPCA respond though, iv been on hold for over 20 minuits now ) i just want to go bed

well give it the kiss of life then dammit.

 

don't just let it die

QUOTE (Louise @ May 18 2004, 20:59)

dont fucking talk to me about cats iv had to call out the RSPCA because the cat bought me a pressie which is still alive (wont be by the time the RSPCA respond though, iv been on hold for over 20 minuits now ) i just want to go bed

Kill it yourself, much less hassle.

my pussy cat brought me a lovley prezzie last night

 

i nerly give birth i was scared

QUOTE (Trouble @ May 18 2004, 20:53)

claims direct

They went bust didnt they?

Good name for a cat - dropkick

Boredom does strange things to animals

QUOTE (Phil rr @ May 18 2004, 21:00)

QUOTE (Louise @ May 18 2004, 20:59) dont fucking talk to me about cats  iv had to call out the RSPCA because the cat bought me a pressie which is still alive (wont be by the time the RSPCA respond though, iv been on hold for over 20 minuits now  ) i just want to go bed  well give it the kiss of life then dammit.   don't just let it die gave up with the RSPCA, was on hold for nearly an hour so my dad is playing vets for the night, couldnt keep it here, the cats were trying to climb through the letter box to get at it   think it will be ok though