Si you sound like a baby when it tells its mum that it's done a [censored] for the first time. lol.

lol that makes sarah my mum then * waves at mum*

I haven't eaten since the day before Heat! Oh dear, I can feel myself wasting away.....

 

Stop the drugs then!

i told you she'll chop ya nuts off for that comment, lol

I was in wales a few years ago n i saw a sheep the had the biggest bollox ive ever seen on any living thing, if i had my paintball gun with me i would have shot the fekker

LAUGH MY FUKIN ASS OFFFF

they were about an inch from the floor, the size of a football n bright red......

 

I think the farmer had been over working the poor guy lol

probably sat on them or summat

lol