If I haven't said it already that is

I love it how no one replies

huh??

But I don't have a new toilet roll

well this is on the off chance that you do

 

and if you do....Happy new toilet roll!

A happy new toilet roll means a happy arse!

while that is true, I refuse to comment further.

Happy new toilet roll to you to. I started using my purple ronnie, football poem toilet roll today. Its not for toilet use tho, just for runny noses.

just to clarify, that wasn't a comment.

i think someone is tryin to make it to 1000 posts

dar! I be scuppered!

I'm in a student house, we use newspaper!