claire to much info, but if you wank you're wanketting right and eating toast while got the tv in front of the toilet?

that could get kinda grim

 

what if someone offers you cheese on toast?

 

 

 

 

just for the love of god don't get the toast and the toy mixed up, crumbs everywhere

*whinces*

lol enuf Si u sicko lol

lmao

and if cheese gets envolved well it could be fish and cheese if you know what i mean *wink wink nudge nudge*

fish and cheese?

 

Sometimes Si, I worry about you - I worry quite a lot

 

 

MMMM haddock and stilton

claire it's called diddle, and should be done like this

 

*pukes*

That is fuckin quality mate!

 

 

pah, its never like that when i do it

you playing with wrong hole again claire?????

no, i just dont wear the same clothes as that smilie

so an igloo and craig david would be your idea of hell and I would have to agree