Why is it that fat and ugly people always seem to be in cyber at hard house/trance nights?

 

Do they think that dressing in fluroscent yellow will hide their 300lb bulk, or that the face that looks like a pitbull chewing a wasp will be hidden with a few spots?

 

Women in particular are guilty of this. They should also learn to do maths, because their simple division is awful.

 

 

16 doesn't go into 12, no matter how much you breath in.

I'm sorry wub, u shall never see me in my fluro yellow outfit again. I'll stick to the mini top with out hanging gut and an oversized belly ring.

lmfao

I'll stick to the mini top with out hanging gut and an oversized belly ring.

 

 

That's the spirit. Dress like that, and soon you'll have men queuing up to roll you in flour and aim for where it sticks.

This is one controversial statement and one that I am in total agreement with !

This is one controversial statement and one that I am in total agreement with !

 

 

Glad you agree Creamy!

 

 

 

Now, if you could just explain what you wore to Global Gathering this year.....

actually i remember at aomz at NC4PM in Sheffield, i always use to (when in a state) play "spot the fat people in thin peoples clothes" hehehehe nothin against the larger people ar all... in fact i think some of them actually suit bein larger, but when they squeeze themselves into skimpy undersized clothes they just look plain stupid!!

 

Doesnt make them look any better that theyve shoehorned themseves into a skirt 3 sizes too small and they have rolls of fat hangin over it... that just looks WRONG!!!!

LMFAO!

 

Did u see that fat kid @ SS Norf on NYD with the skimpy SS yellow and red shorts on that came up to his crotch?

 

Made me laff in the toilets when he was tryin to go for a piss, then a bit later when he was tryin to be sick!

Like I said, 16 don't go into 12.

OOO - i think you could be starting something here!

 

True though!

Thankfully, I claim my place amongst the skinny people. Therefore, I can insult those wider than me.

LOL!

 

Good to have u back Wubs!

Thankfully, I claim my place amongst the skinny people. Therefore, I can insult those wider than me.

 

Not sure it quite works like that but u slate people as u feel fit

well for once i' glad i'm a skinny bastard then! just rememebr kev's reaction when i showed him the t-shirt i bought for HEAT NYE, think his words were something along the lines of "how the [censored] are you emant to fit in that", lol, then again could be my memory playing trciks on me!

Thankfully, I claim my place amongst the skinny people. Therefore, I can insult those wider than me.

 

 

 

Yeah, but Wub,

 

I've seen broomsticks that are wider than you!