bollox -

 

new theory of clubbing relativity and batteredness!!!!!

 

E=totally fuking shitfaced X (spannerededded) + bibidisk

 

was never any good at equations

bibidisk?

yes lol

Si, i told you maths and stuff just... well just makes perfect sense!!

bibidisk = battered person saying minidisk OBVIOUSLY

GAWD dont they know anythin

call themselves clubbers TSk!!!!

Pah, next thing ull know theyll be askin who judge jules is

whats judge jules???

Oi, just cos I am not a stuck up little oik, who's daddy bought him a minidisk to go in his nice new car does NOT mean I am NOT a really CLUBBER

 

 

(Blink, who has only ever owned two CD players in his life (the ones installed in my PC), and never owned any decks, but does have a hardware sampler, synth, mixing desk and guitar, so )

Judge Judy?

aha Judge Judy, shes crap at scratchin