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One for the lads (2)

Posted January 8, 200322 yr

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y do women have small feet?

so they can get closer to the sink

Si@ClubTheWorld.uk
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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

thats shite!

I'M HUNGRY!

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW Members

Why is it your fault if the woman gets out of the kitchen?

You made the leash too long

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

TOUGH, she can cook in the dark!

etc.

JezB

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

here's another one:

How many women with PMT does it need to change a lightbulb?

answer: DOES IT [censored] MATTER !!!!!

sorry ladies, had to tell that one........

* gets whacked in face by Carol and Sabrina !!! *

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us)
e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com
or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW Members

lmao

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

anything for a laugh....

bored outta my skull day today.................

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us)
e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com
or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW Members

Why do women get married in white?

So they match the dishwasher, fridge and washing machine!

bub bum, tsh!

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

why did the woman cross the road?

to look in ANOTHER clothes shop!!

( corny........................... )

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us)
e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com
or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, its the womans job

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

how many workmen does it need to change a lightbulb?

10 ! 9 drinking tea and 1 doing bulb

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us)
e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com
or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

what do you say to a woman stepping out of a wardrobe?

"and the winner of last years hide and seak competition is...."

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW Members

How many men tellin crap women jokes does it take to realise how lame they all are??

..........

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW Members

Hush

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

purrrrrrrrrlease- i got more brains than the lot of u men AND i look better in a skirt!

I'M HUNGRY!

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January 9, 200322 yr

CTW DJs

Have you seen Creamy lately ?

always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!!

Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us)
e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com
or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com

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