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LanaM
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Mr Stubbs is sitting at home watching TV when the phone rings. "hi" says a mans voice " is this Mr Stubbs?"

"yes it is" replies Mr stubbs

 

"I am a doctor from County General Hospital. Its your wife, she has been in a car accident. Im afraid i have some bad news for you sir but some good news also.

 

"Go on" Mr Stubbs said

 

She has lost the use of both her arms and both her legs, she will need help eating and goin to the toilet, well just about everything for the rest of her life"

 

"oh my god" says Mr Stubbs, " and whats the good news?"

 

"im joking" says the Doctor " shes dead"

 

laugh.gifcruel but funny laugh.gif I know theres a joke forum but u no... laugh.gif

I wish it could be christmas everyday

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    I thought it was going to turn into one of those *nasty* sex jokes.

     

    Is that better or worse?? scratchchin.gif

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