Fanny farts have to win every time 4me!

my two cats jumping on the bed and one cat chasing my arse...........................

 

 

* here kitty, kitty, kitty................. *

Banging his head on a table (we were on the floor) and falling off the bed, when my ex was gonna cum on my face and it shot past me and hit the wall about a yard and half behind me hahaha... errrrm plenty really

Lol fanny farts r gr8 lol

No theyre not theyre embarassing

Well it makes me laugh Then i get back to the job

 

Farts are a distraction, but a sneeze.....

 

That can really change the mood!!!

At the right time, the girl always wins....

 

owwwwwwww!

 

giggle.

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As soon as I pull my pants down ....... she laughs - I dont !

pmsl @ creamy c!!

 

i hate fanny farts, it unfortunatly happened the other week, but luckily the other consenting adult was cool and stopped me feeling embaressed!

hehe yeah theyre fuckin awful arent they.... worst position for em DOGGY!!

 

First time i had one was with an ex years ago and u know when u dont know whether to laugh or cry and u kinda do both?? Welli did that, just wanted the ground to swallow me up

it was doggy that it happened!! i was drunk and asking 4 it hard and then it happened, its only ever happened a few times thank [censored]!

I always get worried doin doggy prayin to god it doesnt happen lol... luckily hasnt happened too much with me either

lol creamy!!!! nice 1

 

no one expects the spanish inquisition!!!!

but oh how it huts when you giggle...

lol

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