mine are..................

 

OAPs always complain that they cant live on the pittance that is the goverment pension....but how come they can afford to go to the hairdressers EVERY week & always get there shopping (including the groceries) from Marks & Spencers...that place is soooo expensive

men

 

 

 

 

QUOTE (nursenancy @ May 18 2004, 21:55)

men

one of lifes little mysteries

hmmmm.... It baffles me how women cant make a simple decision......

 

 

Why men can't read my mind, and realise that if they ask what's wrong, and I say 'nothing', then there is most definitely something wrong.

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ May 18 2004, 22:04)

Why men can't read my mind, and realise that if they ask what's wrong, and I say 'nothing', then there is most definitely something wrong.

See...... why cant women just tell them whats wrong instead of sayin nothing, then we have to get it out of ya.....

 

Cut out the bull and just come out with it... you will get much further

I've learned that you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

 

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.

 

I've learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

 

I've learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better have a big willy

or huge boobs.

 

I've learned that you shouldn't

compare yourself to others - they are

more screwed up than you think.

 

I've learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you're finished.

 

I've learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

 

I've learned that regardless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is at

first, the passion fades, and there had better

be a lot of money to take its place!

 

I've learned that 99% of the time when

something isn't working in your house, one

of your kids did it

 

I've learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go away

Why women think they need to change men.

Being banned twice in three days.

hmm why men can only do one thing at a time or if you ask them to do something they do it 2 hours later instead of there and then

QUOTE (Dawn @ May 18 2004, 21:56)

Why women are under the impression that men can't do more than one thing at a time. Also why do women ask men to do stuff when they are clearly too busy doing other stuff, when they could quite easily do it themselves.

people in general

men, full stop