My brothers wife had her first one on NYE!

 

My dad picked me up from the airport NYD night..only to tell me that my brother got absolutly PISSED on NYE and got kicked out of the house. Y? Well when he is PISSED he does the most stupid things and doesnt even realise he does these things.

 

Well my dad told me me the reason y he got kicked out, they both went to bed..him in his pissed state, and her soba. He woke up in the middle of the night, (still pissed) and thought he was in the toilet. Pulled his boxers down and started pissing on his wife!!

 

She woke up and started screaming...and ended up kicking him out.

 

 

Any one ever encountered one of these?

 

hehe

ermmm no and i hope i never do!!! thats just nasty.. although i know some that have done it..on purpose which is sick ...ewwww

It may be sick but you 've got to admit, that is funny as [censored] !

[censored] right it is funny!

 

Not sumthing i would liek to encounter...its sick...but sum ppl in the world like to do these things! (not my bro tho...it was a wee accident haha)

I woke up one mornin my legs soaking wet - thought it was my ex and went mad at him - turned out was the dog - not sure what was worse

 

LMAO!

 

"Did u piss on me?"

 

yeah it is sick but funny... esp since he isn't into that anyways,,

hahah everytime i see her i cant help thinking of the image...her waking up ranting and raving....dripping in piss hahahahahaa

 

 

UNLUCKY!

 

 

LMAO!

 

"Did u piss on me?"

 

Had good reason not to trust him tho - b4 that he was pissed round his sister's house - opend her wardrobe thinking it ws the loo and pissd in it - How bads that!?

hahaha!!!

 

thats exactly what my bro did in the hotel they all satyed in, in Costa brava last year!!!

 

 

thats fuking hilarios - lol

WELL i got pissed on twice, and came close twice!

 

my ex when i was 18 pissed the bed when i was in it, on my 18th birthday!!

my friend put her 6 yr old in bed with me when he was ill and he pissed the fuckin bed.

 

then another ex pissed the bed, thankfully id got out of it during the night and slept on the floor as he was pissing me off. he was a cheeky [censored] though, when we woke up he invited me into bed with him, but i needed the loo. when i came back he was standing over the bed, empty pint in hand going ''oops i spilled some water''.

 

i soon found out it was piss.

 

then my mate ben pissed all over his brand new couch at xmas, he was supposed top be sharin bed with me, thank god he didnt!!