Id rather it was the slag of all snacks tho......

 

Tell me about u then

What would u liek to know?

Can i findout if ur fantastic in bed?

How would u do that then?

Erm.......... well id get u into bed i spose

R u sure about that?

Na, i changed my mind now...

 

I'll have a wank

Mrs_Moo is wkd at it!

 

Its a diff sort of orgasm compared to a BJ!

 

Shes the 1st to make me cum from a handjob!

 

WELL DONE MRS_MOO!

I think there's probably only about 10% of the women out there who know how to do it properly, most women are absolutely shite at wanking blokes off, they either do it way too softly, miles too hard or they stop just as you're getting there...

 

I think you should all learn to do it properly...

well said m8!

or they stop just as you're getting there

 

I know a way where u dont have to stop at a crucial moment hehe, works for me anyway... as for how good mine are well iv never been on the recieving end in that way.... but iv had a few compliments here and there so i cant be doin too badly (i hope)

Yeah, but that could just be blokes saying that to make you feel better...

 

I may be wrong though...

Thats why i said hopefully in brackets... but even when we've split they still say it... tho that could be cos the fancy some no strings?!?!

 

But surely if it was that crap theyd tell me anyway and wouldnt want me to feel better?!?!

 

[censored] it, im crap!!