I usually fall in love when I go clubbing, but even dancing like a loon for 6 hours can't conquer my shyness... oh for a girl that would be happy to chat ME up! Where are you, my perfect woman...?

I was in a club in sydney once,when,after giving some corker my famous 1000 yard stare technique,she actually bounded over about 5 people to come and sit off with me.

she was [censored] stunning,and I totally [censored] my pants.None of my mates could belive it.She was a half-polish swimwear model and I was well chuffed.So,later on,I gave her a pill,just to clinch that loved up feeling,and lo and behold she only goes and takes the knock big time!The last I saw of her she was being half carried out of the club,while all of her mates were giving me dirty looks,muttering about that sleazy pommie twat!

That was 3 years ago and Im still pissed off.I was well in there as well.

PMSL !!!!!!!!! unlucky mate!

I know who it is, so "ner ner na ner ner!"

sh*t happens

I know who it is, so "ner ner na ner ner!"

 

lol did i tell u???

yep

i know too and i gotta big mouth!!

I also know ... doesn't good news travel fast !!

Here we go, the "I know who you're talking about" gang are making a comeback in Smut Forum recently seen the Anonymous Forum!

 

Congratualtions - now tell me you fuckers !

the fittest girl I would like to have a relationship with is a good friend of mine but I don't wanna say anything coz I know she is not on the same idea as me and i wouldn't want to ruin the friendship, I meet loadsa fit girls at the weeknd and i'm friends with loads but I wish I was a bit more lucky with em!

I know who FTB's is !

beckie la la (i think it may have been halfway through the 4th club that it hit me "beckies rather cute"

 

its tok you that long?!!!

under the circumstances, that was quite quick

Q a few over the years.... and I ended up going out with one for over a year!

 

Last weekend however.... I met about 15....

 

Most were at Pacha for Hed Kandi. The standard of women there has to be seen to be beleived! Didn't get anywhere.... i was waaaaay outta my league!

 

Met someone very very nice at teh Fridge who shall remain nameless