It feels like i split my ass hole open

piles maybe?

Eat lots of prunes.

Ha. Have you ever had a shit so big and hard that when you look at the results you see it's got blood over it? Happened to me a few times.

 

i just took a screen dump, it didn't hurt a bit

QUOTE (ChrisT @ May 19 2004, 14:48)

It feels like i split my ass hole open

youve had it up the shitter aint u??

 

thats the only time it should hurt u,

 

try a smaller cock next time

 

and plenty of vasaline.

 

It will hurt no more!

Get some Anusol, that should sort out the blighters

Its not piles,

I dont do gay sex

 

 

QUOTE (Joto @ May 19 2004, 15:02)

Eat lots of prunes.

prunes r horrible

 

QUOTE (ChrisT @ May 19 2004, 14:48)

It feels like i split my ass hole open

 

it happens, as long as a organ doesent come out, i think your safe.

one of my Mams friends coughed so hard her lung came out of her mouth

QUOTE (teabag @ May 19 2004, 16:01)

one of my Mams friends coughed so hard her lung came out of her mouth

is that possible?

was it that big when you finished you had to get the bog brush out to split it so it flushes????

 

it may have hurt but it sounds like a dump to be proud of

QUOTE (Phil B @ May 19 2004, 16:27)

was it that big when you finished you had to get the bog brush out to split it so it flushes???? it may have hurt but it sounds like a dump to be proud of

lol no it flushed, just hurt a bit

QUOTE (teabag @ May 19 2004, 16:01)

one of my Mams friends coughed so hard her lung came out of her mouth

ur bullshittin aint ya