You would die from the shock caused by the burns

 

But thats a fuckin painful way to go!

If I had to go, it would have to be surfing pipeline, gett'n tha biggest barrell of my life and then gett'n crushing into the reef below and drowning

Not my way of choice.

 

This one probably would'nt kill you but it would'nt be very nice, trust me i had this in a dream.

 

In my dream i thought i'd been kidnaped, for what i don't know, but anyway there i was bollocko tied to a post at one end of a runway, as i looked down i saw that i had rope tied tight round my meat and 2 vedge. I looked forward slightly and saw that there was a large coil of the same rope on the floor, following the other end of the rope with my eyes i noticed that it was fastened to the back of a big [censored] off motorbike.

 

The next thing i knew was that a bloke was sat on the bike laughing at me, he slammed his visor shut and sped off down the runway. The coil of rope was unwinding as i could see the bike getting further and further away.

 

I woke up screaming just bat the point when the rope went tight

great ain't we all a morbid lot!! LOL

Natural causes in my sleep... death scares the [censored] out of me so i wouldnt want it to be long and painful!!

death used to scare me, still does in a bit but not so much!