iv woke up with a throat that feels like its been attacked with a razor and my voice has gone!

 

i get that at least once a week!!! (cant think wat its from)

v. funny- i am in a lot of pain here- i couldn't even go 2 uni 2day!

im sorry hun

 

feel better now?

btw u coming out tonite?

Does that mean you're actually going to shut up?

i dont think i will b there 2nite, cos i cant my throat is caining and i couldnt even get my arse 2 uni- im sure il b out next week tho!!

 

and wub wub- i can still type, so u lot aint that lucky!!

 

im gonna have a nice warm bath and an early nite methinks!!

Yeah, but you live in Sarf London, so it's only a matter of time before some unsavoury types break your fingers over a skag deal gone wrong.

 

 

Like the idea of you getting all hot wet and soapy though.....

wat r u talking about skag.... its crack down here!!

 

and dont b a perv!!

Am bloke, will perv.

Jesus Ali,

you are the last person i'd expect to lose their voice

*croaks* shut it!

DO ONE!

 

u know u'll all miss the sound of my voice 2nite pmsl!!

where you going tonight?

2 bed!

 

i cant go out on the piss like this!!