On Friday, one of the girls I [censored] with was looking at a Bird House we have in the office (you know the crap those weird salesmen bring around and dump for 2 weeks), and she turns around and says "Where is the bird?"

 

Today, one of our drivers (I [censored] for a courier company) has locked himself in the back of his van!!

 

Does anyone else [censored] with the intellectually challenged?

Today's Classic....I had a coffee cup on my desk, but wanted hot chocolate...."You have hot chocolate...in a coffee cup?"

 

 

As an aside...When hot chocolate goes cold, is it still hot chocolate?

Last week's hilarities....

 

My [censored]'s email address has both a "_" and a "-" in it. So when I am on the phone, I say "a underscore b at c hyphen d dot com". I have had 2 people say that my email address isn't working, one asking me to confirm the spelling of "underscore", and the other "hyphen"! They always spell @ and . correctly tho!!

You seem quite happy having a conversation with yourself here Blink, I almost feel sorry to interject....

 

A bloke I worked with a couple of years back got himself a new pager (he worked as an on-call engineer). We spent hours amusing ourselves by sending him the pager message "Low Battery". The prat took the pager to be repaired at least a dozen times, complaining that it wasn't holding it's charge.

wub - that is very cruel, but very funny!