Dunno if this has been done recently, but mine is quite funny.

 

Ibiza 2002, I stole one of those 30 foot 'SchoolDisco.com Every Friday at Eden' banners from Kanya bar. Apparently, I climbed 20 feet up the fence there and ripped it down falling with it.

 

It's proudly displayed around my room with the 'Kanya Entrance' note still on it.

 

Ahh, fantastic...

Got hit by a taxi and broke my left neck humerous and had pins thru my arm for months!

 

 

the 'stupidist' drunk thing i ever did was to get as drunk as i did

 

underground carriages and puke don't mix

Done far too many stupid things when i'm drunk, luckily i don't tend to remember most of em cos i'm far too drunk

But I do remember blockin a main road with road [censored] barriers once which was fun , and then there's stupid things like gettin off with a girl who has a boyfriend.

class krazeh, as you can see by my sign off i am but a novice in the art of traffic sign nortyness

Last christmas me and my sister went for a random wander around Oxford, with a bottle of whisky EACH and got totally trashed.............then we attempted to climb and pose as fairies at the top of the city centres christmas tree! It was very painful, I'll never get over the feeling of pine needles up my arse when I fell down! LOL!

I made 3 cigarette burn marks in my right arm - 2 of them very big and painful (although didnt hurt at the time as I was that drunk!). Totally and utterly stupid but I was going through I time when I just didnt give a sh*t plus i thought it was clever to be in this stupid 'burning competition' with a mate (who was also fooked up). My only advice is DONT DO IT!

with that sign off, you are now an official purveyor of Cheese, James

same thing happened with me over the weekend..............

 

oooh how the shock of seeing what i'd done the next day!!!

 

yeah i had puke on my carpet, not impressed

I managed to stumble out of the bar and onto the wrong plane at mancs airport once.Was headin off to see a mate in spain,and when I got to my seat,someone(luckily enough) was in it.After a big furoure,the a rather shocked stewerdess helpfully pointed through the windows at my plane opposite and I was swiftly dispatched off to board it.

Bit of a close call there,I almost ended up flying to Italy!

 

I take it easy in the airport bars these days.

on an art college outing to cornwell I drank 2 large bottles of malibu (the 2nd one straight). Then I ran away into the village on my own and fell asleep under a tree by the side of the road. My friends came looking 4 me, found me, and carried me home while i was sick over them.

 

James I know the STUPIDEST drunk thing you have ever done!

 

Remember a few weeks ago when you, me and Si were sat at a table in Cheers and suddenly for no apparent reason..............You spat all over your face???!

 

Now tell me............................WHY?!

Ha ha.

 

quality jizzer moment!Gonna have to see the mad bastard soon.

When i was at college i played dodge the cars on a motorway (not that busy thank god cuz it was late!). Then i walked all the way back to my mates barefoot. Poppers and White Lightning cider (piss); a great combination!