A man has been working at a lumbercamp for almost six months and he's just about climbing the walls, he's so horny. He goes into the nearest town and asks the landlord, "What would I do if I wanted sex around here?"

"There ain't no women fer miles, if your serious there's the chinese cook."

"I'm not that sort of bloke!" said the lumberjack, and left.

Two weeks later he was back, and after sidling up to the landlord, he said "Just supposing I went with the chinese cook, how many would have to know about it?"

Landlord said "Well there's me, you, him, thats seven all told, we need four to hold him down he's not that sort of bloke either!!"

 

 

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