he bumped into...

creamy c

a giant chicken giving out coupons for discount on...

an old granny

who was a great shag

whos name was....

shenlong, the newsreader.

his story for the day was......

everyones a wanker

the leader was called Creamy and he.....

is the best and has all the girls

but then he woke up and it was all a dream, suddenly....

he realised it was in fact REALITY, he did in fact have all the girls barring Lia who he didn't want

but Lia didn't mind cuz she went and got a chinese and stuffed her face! But then.......

she realised carrying on like that would make her a fat heffer so ...