Kate must have taste then Alison

my mums called claire u pillock!

 

sorry Kate......i mean Claire.

 

 

who the [censored] is Kate then?

who the [censored] is Kate then?

 

Is it your own mother boney?

yea, who is kate?

 

where is she?

 

and what did she eat for dinner?

Maybe something ate her and her existence for dinner, thus this little mix up of who she is?!

Bushy my mums name is Dave

 

[censored] knows where i got Kate from, brain must still be recovering from weekend

"........ [censored] everyone!!!!"

 

...

 

It's still cracking me up!!!

Hold on, Kate is that bird we met in McDonalds ? Surely ?

 

Bony, if your mums name is Dave then we share the same Mum !

 

That makes us ................ sisters ?

ED: i've got loads more jokes mate, which are 100 times better. Unfortunately i have been told i can't post my jokes anymore. Wish i could share them, i'm in fits of laughter 24 hours a day!

 

CREAMY: Is your dads name Linda? got a strange feeling you may be my long lost sister

lol!! Post em!!

Agreed!

Post them all.

These lot are just jealous of you Humourosity!

Bony, remember your bannedment !

I really wanna, but Creamy will do horrible thing to me........ I'm scared

evil , u used 2 b so funny, dont lower urself 2 bonys level

 

DON'T DO IT!