A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a

> > > short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life

> > > would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the

> > > honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a

> > > card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but

> > > "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out

> > > the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."

> > >

> > > Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the

> > > card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson &

> > > Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she

> > > read from the Benson & Hedges pack:"Extra Long. King Size". She was again

> > > slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

> > >

> > > The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a

> > > week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole

> > > month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were

> > > the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar

> > > magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found

> > > the ad for British Airways.

> > >

> > > The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom

> > > fainted

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