My tip is never wear lipgloss when you get your haircut.

 

Because you get loads of little hairs stuck to your lips which isn't a good look. As i found out yesterday.

LOL, not a good look no!! Not so mad if u wana look like u have a tash tho maybe

Would suite u claire!

ya cheeky fook

I think a gag would suit claire.

I think ud suit a gimp mask flakey arse

Would you like me to wear one for you claire?

If thats what u wish to do then go ahead

Great!

Ill get out my leather thong and crack open the vaseline whilst am at it,

See you soon!

Hurry Up then!!