Find Inner Peace

This is the advice I have needed for so long, considering the

stressful

> modern pace of life. I am passing it on to you because after an

especially

> stressful day recently, it definitely worked for me. By following the

> simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace

>

> ...It read:

> "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started."

>

> So, today I have finished my bottle of vodka, my bottle of red wine,

my

> old bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates,

and a

> tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. You have no idea how good I feel.

>