> > > > > A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had

> > held

> > > > > > back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact,

> > he

> > > > had

> > > > > > never even seen her naked.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his

>slow

> > > > > > driving habits.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For

> > > every

> > > > 5

> > > > > > miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one

>piece

> > > of

> > > > > > clothing.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55

> > MPH

> > > > > > mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65

>it

> > > was

> > > > > > her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first

> > time

> > > > > and

> > > > > > traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited

>and

> > > > lost

> > > > > > control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an

>embankment

> > > and

> > > > > > hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She

> > tried

> > > to

> > > > > > pull him free but alas he was stuck.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to

> > > cover

> > > > > > myself with!" she replied. The man felt around, but could only

>reach

> > > one

> > > > > > of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover

>it

> > > > up,"

> > > > > > he told her.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came

>a

> > > > > truck

> > > > > > driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled

>over

> > to

> > > > > > hear her story.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't

>pull

> > > him

> > > > > > out!"

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs

>replies,

> > > > > > "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

> > > > > >

> > > > > >

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