"You are the bollox and the best looking person I have ever come across"

 

- To myself !

Mine was

 

If im coking yuor fav carlos may not like it we all have to get on if were all going tolive 2gther for the week unitl phycho bitch has gone.

 

 

sozwere having deathreats from an isnae owman

"Leave my Salmon tendencies alone"

 

 

 

sent to pepsi about five minutes ago.

so many bad puns but I won't

mine was...

 

'it was like playing a mouth organ inthe albert hall!'

Mine was..

 

"[censored] me that was quick"

 

(my decks being delivered 2 days early!)

"Help!, I'm buried in a field 4 miles south of Luton - I only have 34 minutes of air left"

 

(to my dad)

 

i think it was something like how was your nite.....sent 2 scream last nite

ello sugarplum hope ur days ok mines draggin hard can u still pick me up from [censored]? loves u x x x

 

sent to mark bout an hour ago

"its cancelled"

 

 

 

aw what's tha matter creamy

i wud post mine but since it was pure filth ill not bother

i wud post mine but since it was pure filth ill not bother

 

go on.u no u want 2

ur pregnant. u stoopid cow. call ya from home . P.