This is the only way I can do it without getting shouted at by you.

 

 

LMAO

 

 

good effort! lol

Don't piss with me boyo !!

why would i want to do that?

 

Unless you like golden showers?

That's confi-fucking-dential !

well dont bring the option of communal pissing into the conversation then innit!

Sorry dad.

 

Would you like me to kiss your fat arse aswell ?

not at the monent. not unless you want me to shit on you!

Have you had a curry ?

no just a rough weekend!

 

You can keep your roughness !

thanks

Pleasure.