A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the

> > > middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately

 

> > > the little rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

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> > > The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over

and

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> > > gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay,

the

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> > > rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

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> > > A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying

> on

> > > the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks

> him

> > > what's wrong. "I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit

this

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> > > rabbit and killed it."

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> > > The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a

> > > spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and

> > > sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

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> > > The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off

> down

> > > the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves

> again,

> > > he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another

> ten

> > > feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again,

> until

> > > he hops out of sight.

> > >

> > > The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What

is

>

> > > in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turns the

> can

> > > around so the man can read the label. It says:

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> > >

> > > (Are you ready for this?)

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> > >

> > > (Are you sure?)

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> > >

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> > >

> > >

> > > (This is bad!)

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> > >

> > > (You know you could just click off and not read the punch line.)

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> > > (You know you're gonna be sorry.)

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> > > (Last chance.)

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> > >

> > > (OK, here it is.)

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> > > It says, "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."