hahhaa

 

i feel sick.

hahhaa

 

i feel sick.

 

 

*fetches the bucket........................*

 

...mind you, did you see "the life of mammals" series of programmes recently.

 

one was about whales/dolphins/ mammals of the sea. in one clip you ACTUALLY saw a penis 12 FOOT LONG and MOBILE as the male whale was trying to make sweet music with the female. How about us guys having a dick like that? hmmm 4 foot long and mobile enough to get round the knickers.???

Get me a skip.

 

[censored] the bucket (altho im sure she he is doing that in the pic in question) hahha

Get me a skip.

 

[censored] the bucket (altho im sure she he is doing that in the pic in question) hahha

 

 

 

That is just way too big and i would not let it near me

i wonder what she was saying when she met him to begin with......

 

"Is that a sausage in your pocket, or are you glad to see me."

 

 

More like "Are u related to osama bin laden?"

 

 

now, now DSG..........

we don't want you to have any ideas now do we?

 

 

 

hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaha

 

 

*runs for the nearest hills......................................................*

Bushy said:

No just a finger,

 

Was it a fat one?

 

No it wasnt thank [censored]!!!

 

isthis bloke big ben? see attachment

OM F**KIN GOD

That must be really [censored] annoying, i mean its a new pair of trousers every time he gets a rock on innit!

djianw said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

i cant see the fuking picture...great im always the one left outta the joke...

A guys g-spot is up his ass so ur only missin out if u don't let a women finga or thumb it